Well not that much really...

Only going down Veronica's (just about) every night, to get slaughtered and have a good laugh in the many clubs and bars that are in the heart of the island...

Some of which I seem to have somehow advertised here. Of course that never happened in Tenerife 98 did it? Oh, no.

“Look, we don't want to go
in your shitty bar, alright?”
And of course the infamous Street Sellers, as mentioned back on the index page...

So the best places to go?

Well, we would normally start the night back in the hotel with the classy Evening Entertainment, before leaving at around 00:00 to 01:30ish.

Heading out towards Lineker's Bar, we would sweep aside the Tramps and the Black Africans, and maybe stop for some chips at SFC.

After a while in Lineker's (Gary's brother's place, BTW), it would be over the road to the Veronica Strip and some B52s (Orange Liqueur, Tia Maria & Baileys shots, 200pts each) in O'Neill's.

Maybe we'd pop into another bar or two before hitting the two biggest clubs on the Island: Bobby's & Busby's (what's the difference?).

Then we'd be back at the hotel at some stupid time between 04:00 and 05:30...!

At least we could stay in bed at our leisure & get by the pool by mid-afternoon...

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